Commander Schnottz says: Very vell, zhen. Let me just check my notes vone lasht time...
Schnottz walks over to his notes.
Commander Schnottz says: Mmm-hmm, yes, yes... simple enough...
Schnottz walks to the center of the room and drops the eight idols on a runic circle.
Commander Schnottz yells: Oh, Gobbles! Ve're ready to begin! Come, come!
Gobbles the turkey comes running in and stands in the middle of the circle.
Commander Schnottz says: Hold on, Gobbles! Shtand back everyvone!
Schnottz pulls the trigger, channeling something into Gobbles, killing it!
Commander Schnottz yells: VHAT!?
Schnottz walks up to the fried turkey.
Commander Schnottz says: My poor Gobbles...
Commander Schnottz yells: !Vhat could haf possibly gone wrong? I followed every last detail...
Schnottz walks back to his notes.
Commander Schnottz says: Vait a shekkont! Vhat's zhis!?
Commander Schnottz yells: You only brought me eight idols!
Commander Schnottz yells: Zhe ritual specifically calls for NINE!!
Commander Schnottz yells: NINE! NEIN! NINE! NEIN! NINE!!!
Commander Schnottz yells: Out of my sight, vizh you! Auch...