You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hay.
You: I'm a dinosaur
You: rawwrr
Stranger: RAWR, BITHC, RAWR
You: YES MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: I'm a fucking wizard, biatch.
You: PREHISTORIC CREATURES BITCH
You: I'M GONNA EAT YOU
Stranger: IF THAT DOES NOT DISCOMBULATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
You: WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU GREY BEARDED OLD PEDOPHILE WIZARD
You: I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THE TRICK WITH THE BUNNY IN THE HAT
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT
You: YOU'RE WORSE
Stranger: THAT SHIT IS EASY AS RAPING CHILDREN
You: YOU'R NOT MEANT TO EXIST
Stranger: I ONLY DO REAL MAGIC
You: YOU'RE TAKING AWAY SPACE
Stranger: LIKE SORTING SOCKS
Stranger: YEAH
You: KILL YOURSELF YOU NEEDLESS BITCH
Stranger: #SOCKSBITCH
You: SHIT
You: YOU'RE A #WIZARD
Stranger: FO' SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE
You: MAH NIGGAH
Stranger: DRINK MY DRIZZLE
Stranger: OF PIZZLE
You: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU'RE SOME NORMAL WIZARD
Stranger: #FUCKDAT
Stranger: I HAVE FUCKTILLIONS OF #YOLOSWAG
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Stranger: IT'S KAWAII AS FUCK
You: YOU KNOW WHAT? I #YOLO NOW FOR LIKE 60 MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS
You: OH GOD
Stranger: OH FUCK
You: YOU'RE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESU
You: OWH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAWWWW SNAP
You: DID SOMEONE SAID WEEABOO?
You: CAUSE I THINK I HEARD WEEABOO
Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU TWO PIZZAS IF YOU LET ME SUCK ON YOUR HAIRY NIPPLES
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT DAT
You: I'M A DINOSAUR
You: I DON'T HAVE HAIR
You: AND I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES EITHER
Stranger: FUCK
You: BUT I'M THIRSTY
Stranger: DINOSAUR NIPLIZZLE
You: AND I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: THERE NIPPLES
You: AND IT'S DARK DONSTAIRS
You: THERE WILL BE GHOSTS
Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS LIGHTIZZLE
You: AND GHOSTS ARE SCARY
Stranger: GHOSTS FUCK OFFIZZLE
Stranger: GHOSTS LAME AS SHITIZZLE
You: BUT THEY'RE GONNA RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
You: CUZ I LOST MY HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN
Stranger: HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN APPEARIZZLE IN DINOSAUR'S #HANDSIES
You: THANKS MATE
You: NOW THEY CAN'T RAPE ME
You: AND THEY'RE NOT SCARY
You: THEY LOOK LIKE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORNS
Stranger: I'M A #WIZARD
Stranger: SO IT'S COOL
You: IF YOU NEED A DINOSAUR I'LL BE YOUR LIZARD
You: I MEAN COME ON
You: BITCHEZ LOVE DINOSAURS
You: YOU KNOW JASON?
You: HE GOT 5 BLOWJOBS
You: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING DINOSAUR
Stranger: YEAH, THAT BITCH OWNS ME MONEY
You: K I'M GONNA GET IT
Stranger: HOP UP, DINOLIZARD, GET IN MY VAN OF WONDERS AND LUCKY FUCKIN' CLOVERS
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: WAIT
You: THERES NO CANDY
You: AND THERES NO VAN
You: OH I'M STANDING ON IT
You: SHIT I'M SORRY
Stranger: NO PROBLEMS
Stranger: VAN FIXIZZLE
You: WOAH
Stranger: /poof
Stranger: THERE
Stranger: FUCKIN' AMAZING
You: YEAH
You: I THINK I'M ON ACID
You: CUZ THIS SHIT IS UNBELIEVEABLE
Stranger: WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ACID
Stranger: OR LSD
Stranger: OCH SHROOMS
Stranger: OR*
You: THIS PLACE SOUNDS REALLY NICE
Stranger: CUS DAT SHIT'S #CRAYCRAY
You: WOAH
Stranger: OW FUCK IT'S TRISHKE
Stranger: SHE'S GONNA KILL MY DICK
Stranger: "AY, YOU WHITE-ASS NIGGA!"
You: I POOPED A LITTLE
Stranger: "FUCK OFF TRISHKE"
Stranger: "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOUR DICK"
You: SORRY FOR DESTROYING THE GHETTODRAMA
Stranger: "YOU'RE GONNA KILL MY DICK? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK? I'MM GONNA KILL /YOUR/ DICK, HOW 'BOUT DAT, BIATCH?"
Stranger: NO WORRIES, DINOLIZARD
Stranger: NO WORRIES
You: OKAY
You: I'M GONNA EAT HER
You: SHOULD I'
Stranger: YEAH
You: K
Stranger: YEAH
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: SHE'S ANNOYING AS FUUUUUUUUUCK
You: IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
Stranger: SHE'S MADE OF 100% FECAL MATTER
You: EWWW
Stranger: SORRY FOR NOT WARNING YOU
You: NEXT TIME SAY THAT BEFORE I EAT SOMEONE
You: CUZ THEN I'M JUST GONNA KICK THEM
You: IN THE ATMOSPHERE
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BRAVE DINOLIZARD
You: MY NAME IS
You: WHERE ARE THE DRUMS?
Stranger: CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY
Stranger: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: YEAH MATE
You: WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS
Stranger: CUZ I'M JOHNNY NOCASH, THE FUCKIN' #WIZARD OF BOOZE
Stranger: AND POVERTY
You: OH SHIT
You: U KNOW WHY I'M SLIM SHADY?
You: CUZ NORMAL PEOPLE SAY
You: " I FUCKED THIS BITCH"
You: I SAY "i FUCKED THIS BITCH AND THEN I FUCKED HER MOTHER"
Stranger: AND I SAY
Stranger: BITCH, BE COOL
Stranger: FUCKIN' YOLANDA, CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: YOU'RE A REALLY WISE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: THANKS, SLIM
Stranger: ALL THIS SHIT'S MAKIN' ME MOIST
You: NO PROB JOHNNY
You: YEAH
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: /REALLY/ MOIST
Stranger: LIKE I WAS AT MOISTURE UNIVERSITY
You: FUCK
You: THESE WORDS
You: MUST BE WRITTEN DOWN
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND A CULT MUST BE FORMED
You: YEAH
You: THE CULT OF
Stranger: FUCKIN' CULT OF JOHHNY AND THE SLIM LIZARD
Stranger: OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH THAT SOUNS DOPE
Stranger: #DOPE
You: SOUNDS*
You: FUCK MY CHAIR IS MAKING SOUNDS
Stranger: FUCK IT UP
You: I MEAN FOR REAL
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IT
Stranger: DOWN
You: MUST BE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA ROAR THE SHIT OU T OF IT
Stranger: #RAWR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY
You: YEAH FLEE YOU DUMB FUCKS
You: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS LAST NIGHT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WITH A CACTI
Stranger: NO LUUUUUUBE
You: I WAS GOING IN DRY
Stranger: WITH MY CACTI DICK
You: THEY HAD TO BITE THE PILLOW
You: YEAH THAT WAS THEIR FIRST BLOOD
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: #EVIL
You: YEAH
You: I'M THE ANTICHRIST SLIM DINOLIZARD
Stranger: WE COULD WRITE STORIES AND SHIT
You: YEAH
You: THE TALES OF THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME BITCHEZKILLERZ
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: FO' SERIOUS
You: FO SHIZZLE
Stranger: WE COULD MAKE LIKE
Stranger: A FUCKIN' TUMBLR OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND PRODUCE EPIC STORIES THAT MAKE THE CUM-GUZZLERS OF TUMBLR FUCKIN DIE FROM THEIR ORGASMS
Stranger: YEAH
You: WE WOULD BE FAMOUS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: AND BITCHES, HOS, HOES, CASH, AND FUCKIN' TOWELS WOULD FLOW OUR WAY
You: YEAH
You: AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE SPORTCARS
You: AND BITCHES
Stranger: AND CARSPORTS
Stranger: AND CHEBITS
You: CARSPORTS WITH BITCHES
Stranger: YEAH
You: AND MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIES
You: WITH BITCHE
You: S
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: BITCHES STUFFED WITH TWINKES
You: BITCHES WITH TWINKIES SMEARED ALL OVER THEIR TITS
Stranger: #DEMTITS
Stranger: #DEMTWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: FUCKIN' GLORIOUS
Stranger: BUT HAY
You: WHAT
Stranger: HAVE MY FUCKIN' EMAIL OR SHIT
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
You: DO YOA HAVE SKYPE?
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: YOU*
Stranger: I HAVE DAT SHIT
You: MY NAME THERE IS
You: reflox1
You: BITCH
Stranger: MINE IS
Stranger: edwurd3
Stranger: BIATCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAH
You: GONNA WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN
Stranger: SAME HERE
You: CUZ IM ON MY NETBOOK AND THIOS ONE DOESN'T HAVE SKYPE
You: AND IT'S 3 AM SO I'M NOT GONNA START THE PC UP
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: WE'RE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE
Stranger: DAYU,
Stranger: M
You: DAYUM GURL
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: DAM U STR8 BBYGURL
Stranger: SWEDEN, NEGRO
You: OH SHIT
You: A NORDIC MASTERRAE
You: I'M A SWISS JUDENGOLD FAGGOT
Stranger: SWITZERLAND IS FUCKIN' ACE
Stranger: FUCKIN' SCHNITZEL AND SHIT
You: SCHNITZEL IS AUSTRIAN
You: BUT WE HAVE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: BUT STILL
You: BITCHEZ WITH CHOCOLATE OVER ALL THEIR DEM TITTIES
Stranger: SWTIZERLAND IS ACE
Stranger: DEM TITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: DEM CHOCOLATE TWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAAAAAH
You: AND WE COULD HAVE SWEDISH NEGRO BITCHEZ
You: WITH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: WHITE CHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: DAYUM
You: SHIAT NIGGAH
Stranger: NOT SURE IF LE GF WOULD APPRECIATE, THO
Stranger: OH WELL
You: WHO CARES
You: I'VE GOT A SLAVIC GF, SHE WOULD JOIN
You: MAN
Stranger: OH DAYUM
Stranger: PRETTY SURE LE GF IS UP FOR IT
You: YEAAAAH
Stranger: AFTER ALL, SHE'S BI AND LIKES CHOCOLATE
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: THAT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZIBG
You: AMAZING*
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
You: BRB
You: GONNA FUCK UP SOME GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: I'M BACK
You: THERE WEREN'T ANY GHOSTS
You: I THINK I ROARED THEM AWAY
Stranger: TOLDYA
You: YEA
You: H
Stranger: I KNEW YOU HAD THE POWER
You: I KNEW DAD
You: I MEAN
You: #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: SON?
You: DAD!
Stranger: I FUCKIN' FOUND YOU
Stranger: I FUCKIN' MISSED YOU
You: DO YOU HAVE A PINK VAN?
Stranger: FUCKIN' ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR AIM
Stranger: YEAH, IT'S PINK
You: WELL THEN YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
You: SORRY
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR SON
You: YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOU
You: LIKE I DID
You: WHEN YOU TOLD ME
You: TO ROAR THE GHOSTS AWAY
Stranger: YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' SEE YOU
You: YEAH MAN
You: MY BROTHERIS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: DAYUM
Stranger: HIS SHIT AIN'T DEEPER THAN THE FUCKIN' KIDDIEPOOL, THO
You: YEAH
You: I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE TALENT
You: BUT MY FAMILY LOVED HIM MORE
You: SO HE GOT THE JOB AS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: AW MAN
You: WELL LOOK AT ME NOW
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN DO PHILOSOPHY WITH ME
You: I'M A BITCH FUCKING AND RAPPING DINOLIZARD NOW
Stranger: YEAH
You: BETTER THAN BE A STUPID GUY WHICH SITS IN LIBRARIES ALL DAY
You: I RAP MY PHILOSOPHY
You: WHEN I'M DRUNK
Stranger: AND/OR HIGH
You: YEAH
You: OR ON ACID
You: THEN I SPIT THE TIGHTEST LINES
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AYO LISTEN
You: XEAH?
Stranger: IMMA GO SHOWER AND THEN TO BED
You: OKAY
Stranger: #WIZARDS NEED SLEEP TOO
You: YAH
You: YEAH*
You: I CAN'T SLEEP
You: DUNNO WHY
Stranger: I SENT A MAGICAL REQUEST OF WONDERS, SO YEAH
You: OKAY
You: MY PROFILE PIC IS THIS BLONDE GIRL WITH THE GUN
Stranger: WE WILL CROSS PATHS AGAIN, SLIMLIZARD
Stranger: THEN I SENT TO THE RIGHT ONE
You: YEAH
You: THAT'S AWESOME
You: SO
You: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT #WIZARD
You: AND DREAM WELL
You: OF BITCHES WITH TWINKIECHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I WILL
You: GOOD
Stranger: KEEP THAT SHIT TIGHT, SON
Stranger: #POOF