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Bei mir steht da nix von gesperrt - nur, daß das Video vom Nutzer entfernt wurde.^^
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Oo, wieso steht in meiner Sig auf einmal wieder der alte Prozessor?! oo
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hay.
You: I'm a dinosaur
You: rawwrr
Stranger: RAWR, BITHC, RAWR
You: YES MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: I'm a fucking wizard, biatch.
You: PREHISTORIC CREATURES BITCH
You: I'M GONNA EAT YOU
Stranger: IF THAT DOES NOT DISCOMBULATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
You: WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU GREY BEARDED OLD PEDOPHILE WIZARD
You: I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THE TRICK WITH THE BUNNY IN THE HAT
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT
You: YOU'RE WORSE
Stranger: THAT SHIT IS EASY AS RAPING CHILDREN
You: YOU'R NOT MEANT TO EXIST
Stranger: I ONLY DO REAL MAGIC
You: YOU'RE TAKING AWAY SPACE
Stranger: LIKE SORTING SOCKS
Stranger: YEAH
You: KILL YOURSELF YOU NEEDLESS BITCH
Stranger: #SOCKSBITCH
You: SHIT
You: YOU'RE A #WIZARD
Stranger: FO' SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE
You: MAH NIGGAH
Stranger: DRINK MY DRIZZLE
Stranger: OF PIZZLE
You: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU'RE SOME NORMAL WIZARD
Stranger: #FUCKDAT
Stranger: I HAVE FUCKTILLIONS OF #YOLOSWAG
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Stranger: IT'S KAWAII AS FUCK
You: YOU KNOW WHAT? I #YOLO NOW FOR LIKE 60 MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS
You: OH GOD
Stranger: OH FUCK
You: YOU'RE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESU
You: OWH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAWWWW SNAP
You: DID SOMEONE SAID WEEABOO?
You: CAUSE I THINK I HEARD WEEABOO
Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU TWO PIZZAS IF YOU LET ME SUCK ON YOUR HAIRY NIPPLES
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT DAT
You: I'M A DINOSAUR
You: I DON'T HAVE HAIR
You: AND I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES EITHER
Stranger: FUCK
You: BUT I'M THIRSTY
Stranger: DINOSAUR NIPLIZZLE
You: AND I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: THERE NIPPLES
You: AND IT'S DARK DONSTAIRS
You: THERE WILL BE GHOSTS
Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS LIGHTIZZLE
You: AND GHOSTS ARE SCARY
Stranger: GHOSTS FUCK OFFIZZLE
Stranger: GHOSTS LAME AS SHITIZZLE
You: BUT THEY'RE GONNA RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
You: CUZ I LOST MY HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN
Stranger: HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN APPEARIZZLE IN DINOSAUR'S #HANDSIES
You: THANKS MATE
You: NOW THEY CAN'T RAPE ME
You: AND THEY'RE NOT SCARY
You: THEY LOOK LIKE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORNS
Stranger: I'M A #WIZARD
Stranger: SO IT'S COOL
You: IF YOU NEED A DINOSAUR I'LL BE YOUR LIZARD
You: I MEAN COME ON
You: BITCHEZ LOVE DINOSAURS
You: YOU KNOW JASON?
You: HE GOT 5 BLOWJOBS
You: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING DINOSAUR
Stranger: YEAH, THAT BITCH OWNS ME MONEY
You: K I'M GONNA GET IT
Stranger: HOP UP, DINOLIZARD, GET IN MY VAN OF WONDERS AND LUCKY FUCKIN' CLOVERS
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: WAIT
You: THERES NO CANDY
You: AND THERES NO VAN
You: OH I'M STANDING ON IT
You: SHIT I'M SORRY
Stranger: NO PROBLEMS
Stranger: VAN FIXIZZLE
You: WOAH
Stranger: /poof
Stranger: THERE
Stranger: FUCKIN' AMAZING
You: YEAH
You: I THINK I'M ON ACID
You: CUZ THIS SHIT IS UNBELIEVEABLE
Stranger: WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ACID
Stranger: OR LSD
Stranger: OCH SHROOMS
Stranger: OR*
You: THIS PLACE SOUNDS REALLY NICE
Stranger: CUS DAT SHIT'S #CRAYCRAY
You: WOAH
Stranger: OW FUCK IT'S TRISHKE
Stranger: SHE'S GONNA KILL MY DICK
Stranger: "AY, YOU WHITE-ASS NIGGA!"
You: I POOPED A LITTLE
Stranger: "FUCK OFF TRISHKE"
Stranger: "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOUR DICK"
You: SORRY FOR DESTROYING THE GHETTODRAMA
Stranger: "YOU'RE GONNA KILL MY DICK? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK? I'MM GONNA KILL /YOUR/ DICK, HOW 'BOUT DAT, BIATCH?"
Stranger: NO WORRIES, DINOLIZARD
Stranger: NO WORRIES
You: OKAY
You: I'M GONNA EAT HER
You: SHOULD I'
Stranger: YEAH
You: K
Stranger: YEAH
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: SHE'S ANNOYING AS FUUUUUUUUUCK
You: IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
Stranger: SHE'S MADE OF 100% FECAL MATTER
You: EWWW
Stranger: SORRY FOR NOT WARNING YOU
You: NEXT TIME SAY THAT BEFORE I EAT SOMEONE
You: CUZ THEN I'M JUST GONNA KICK THEM
You: IN THE ATMOSPHERE
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BRAVE DINOLIZARD
You: MY NAME IS
You: WHERE ARE THE DRUMS?
Stranger: CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY
Stranger: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: YEAH MATE
You: WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS
Stranger: CUZ I'M JOHNNY NOCASH, THE FUCKIN' #WIZARD OF BOOZE
Stranger: AND POVERTY
You: OH SHIT
You: U KNOW WHY I'M SLIM SHADY?
You: CUZ NORMAL PEOPLE SAY
You: " I FUCKED THIS BITCH"
You: I SAY "i FUCKED THIS BITCH AND THEN I FUCKED HER MOTHER"
Stranger: AND I SAY
Stranger: BITCH, BE COOL
Stranger: FUCKIN' YOLANDA, CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: YOU'RE A REALLY WISE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: THANKS, SLIM
Stranger: ALL THIS SHIT'S MAKIN' ME MOIST
You: NO PROB JOHNNY
You: YEAH
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: /REALLY/ MOIST
Stranger: LIKE I WAS AT MOISTURE UNIVERSITY
You: FUCK
You: THESE WORDS
You: MUST BE WRITTEN DOWN
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND A CULT MUST BE FORMED
You: YEAH
You: THE CULT OF
Stranger: FUCKIN' CULT OF JOHHNY AND THE SLIM LIZARD
Stranger: OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH THAT SOUNS DOPE
Stranger: #DOPE
You: SOUNDS*
You: FUCK MY CHAIR IS MAKING SOUNDS
Stranger: FUCK IT UP
You: I MEAN FOR REAL
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IT
Stranger: DOWN
You: MUST BE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA ROAR THE SHIT OU T OF IT
Stranger: #RAWR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY
You: YEAH FLEE YOU DUMB FUCKS
You: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS LAST NIGHT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WITH A CACTI
Stranger: NO LUUUUUUBE
You: I WAS GOING IN DRY
Stranger: WITH MY CACTI DICK
You: THEY HAD TO BITE THE PILLOW
You: YEAH THAT WAS THEIR FIRST BLOOD
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: #EVIL
You: YEAH
You: I'M THE ANTICHRIST SLIM DINOLIZARD
Stranger: WE COULD WRITE STORIES AND SHIT
You: YEAH
You: THE TALES OF THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME BITCHEZKILLERZ
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: FO' SERIOUS
You: FO SHIZZLE
Stranger: WE COULD MAKE LIKE
Stranger: A FUCKIN' TUMBLR OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND PRODUCE EPIC STORIES THAT MAKE THE CUM-GUZZLERS OF TUMBLR FUCKIN DIE FROM THEIR ORGASMS
Stranger: YEAH
You: WE WOULD BE FAMOUS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: AND BITCHES, HOS, HOES, CASH, AND FUCKIN' TOWELS WOULD FLOW OUR WAY
You: YEAH
You: AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE SPORTCARS
You: AND BITCHES
Stranger: AND CARSPORTS
Stranger: AND CHEBITS
You: CARSPORTS WITH BITCHES
Stranger: YEAH
You: AND MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIES
You: WITH BITCHE
You: S
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: BITCHES STUFFED WITH TWINKES
You: BITCHES WITH TWINKIES SMEARED ALL OVER THEIR TITS
Stranger: #DEMTITS
Stranger: #DEMTWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: FUCKIN' GLORIOUS
Stranger: BUT HAY
You: WHAT
Stranger: HAVE MY FUCKIN' EMAIL OR SHIT
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
You: DO YOA HAVE SKYPE?
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: YOU*
Stranger: I HAVE DAT SHIT
You: MY NAME THERE IS
You: reflox1
You: BITCH
Stranger: MINE IS
Stranger: edwurd3
Stranger: BIATCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAH
You: GONNA WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN
Stranger: SAME HERE
You: CUZ IM ON MY NETBOOK AND THIOS ONE DOESN'T HAVE SKYPE
You: AND IT'S 3 AM SO I'M NOT GONNA START THE PC UP
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: WE'RE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE
Stranger: DAYU,
Stranger: M
You: DAYUM GURL
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: DAM U STR8 BBYGURL
Stranger: SWEDEN, NEGRO
You: OH SHIT
You: A NORDIC MASTERRAE
You: I'M A SWISS JUDENGOLD FAGGOT
Stranger: SWITZERLAND IS FUCKIN' ACE
Stranger: FUCKIN' SCHNITZEL AND SHIT
You: SCHNITZEL IS AUSTRIAN
You: BUT WE HAVE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: BUT STILL
You: BITCHEZ WITH CHOCOLATE OVER ALL THEIR DEM TITTIES
Stranger: SWTIZERLAND IS ACE
Stranger: DEM TITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: DEM CHOCOLATE TWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAAAAAH
You: AND WE COULD HAVE SWEDISH NEGRO BITCHEZ
You: WITH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: WHITE CHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: DAYUM
You: SHIAT NIGGAH
Stranger: NOT SURE IF LE GF WOULD APPRECIATE, THO
Stranger: OH WELL
You: WHO CARES
You: I'VE GOT A SLAVIC GF, SHE WOULD JOIN
You: MAN
Stranger: OH DAYUM
Stranger: PRETTY SURE LE GF IS UP FOR IT
You: YEAAAAH
Stranger: AFTER ALL, SHE'S BI AND LIKES CHOCOLATE
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: THAT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZIBG
You: AMAZING*
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
You: BRB
You: GONNA FUCK UP SOME GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: I'M BACK
You: THERE WEREN'T ANY GHOSTS
You: I THINK I ROARED THEM AWAY
Stranger: TOLDYA
You: YEA
You: H
Stranger: I KNEW YOU HAD THE POWER
You: I KNEW DAD
You: I MEAN
You: #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: SON?
You: DAD!
Stranger: I FUCKIN' FOUND YOU
Stranger: I FUCKIN' MISSED YOU
You: DO YOU HAVE A PINK VAN?
Stranger: FUCKIN' ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR AIM
Stranger: YEAH, IT'S PINK
You: WELL THEN YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
You: SORRY
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR SON
You: YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOU
You: LIKE I DID
You: WHEN YOU TOLD ME
You: TO ROAR THE GHOSTS AWAY
Stranger: YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' SEE YOU
You: YEAH MAN
You: MY BROTHERIS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: DAYUM
Stranger: HIS SHIT AIN'T DEEPER THAN THE FUCKIN' KIDDIEPOOL, THO
You: YEAH
You: I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE TALENT
You: BUT MY FAMILY LOVED HIM MORE
You: SO HE GOT THE JOB AS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: AW MAN
You: WELL LOOK AT ME NOW
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN DO PHILOSOPHY WITH ME
You: I'M A BITCH FUCKING AND RAPPING DINOLIZARD NOW
Stranger: YEAH
You: BETTER THAN BE A STUPID GUY WHICH SITS IN LIBRARIES ALL DAY
You: I RAP MY PHILOSOPHY
You: WHEN I'M DRUNK
Stranger: AND/OR HIGH
You: YEAH
You: OR ON ACID
You: THEN I SPIT THE TIGHTEST LINES
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AYO LISTEN
You: XEAH?
Stranger: IMMA GO SHOWER AND THEN TO BED
You: OKAY
Stranger: #WIZARDS NEED SLEEP TOO
You: YAH
You: YEAH*
You: I CAN'T SLEEP
You: DUNNO WHY
Stranger: I SENT A MAGICAL REQUEST OF WONDERS, SO YEAH
You: OKAY
You: MY PROFILE PIC IS THIS BLONDE GIRL WITH THE GUN
Stranger: WE WILL CROSS PATHS AGAIN, SLIMLIZARD
Stranger: THEN I SENT TO THE RIGHT ONE
You: YEAH
You: THAT'S AWESOME
You: SO
You: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT #WIZARD
You: AND DREAM WELL
You: OF BITCHES WITH TWINKIECHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I WILL
You: GOOD
Stranger: KEEP THAT SHIT TIGHT, SON
Stranger: #POOF
You and the stranger both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hay.
You: I'm a dinosaur
You: rawwrr
Stranger: RAWR, BITHC, RAWR
You: YES MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: I'm a fucking wizard, biatch.
You: PREHISTORIC CREATURES BITCH
You: I'M GONNA EAT YOU
Stranger: IF THAT DOES NOT DISCOMBULATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
You: WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU GREY BEARDED OLD PEDOPHILE WIZARD
You: I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THE TRICK WITH THE BUNNY IN THE HAT
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT
You: YOU'RE WORSE
Stranger: THAT SHIT IS EASY AS RAPING CHILDREN
You: YOU'R NOT MEANT TO EXIST
Stranger: I ONLY DO REAL MAGIC
You: YOU'RE TAKING AWAY SPACE
Stranger: LIKE SORTING SOCKS
Stranger: YEAH
You: KILL YOURSELF YOU NEEDLESS BITCH
Stranger: #SOCKSBITCH
You: SHIT
You: YOU'RE A #WIZARD
Stranger: FO' SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE
You: MAH NIGGAH
Stranger: DRINK MY DRIZZLE
Stranger: OF PIZZLE
You: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU'RE SOME NORMAL WIZARD
Stranger: #FUCKDAT
Stranger: I HAVE FUCKTILLIONS OF #YOLOSWAG
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Stranger: IT'S KAWAII AS FUCK
You: YOU KNOW WHAT? I #YOLO NOW FOR LIKE 60 MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS
You: OH GOD
Stranger: OH FUCK
You: YOU'RE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESU
You: OWH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAWWWW SNAP
You: DID SOMEONE SAID WEEABOO?
You: CAUSE I THINK I HEARD WEEABOO
Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU TWO PIZZAS IF YOU LET ME SUCK ON YOUR HAIRY NIPPLES
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT DAT
You: I'M A DINOSAUR
You: I DON'T HAVE HAIR
You: AND I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES EITHER
Stranger: FUCK
You: BUT I'M THIRSTY
Stranger: DINOSAUR NIPLIZZLE
You: AND I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: THERE NIPPLES
You: AND IT'S DARK DONSTAIRS
You: THERE WILL BE GHOSTS
Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS LIGHTIZZLE
You: AND GHOSTS ARE SCARY
Stranger: GHOSTS FUCK OFFIZZLE
Stranger: GHOSTS LAME AS SHITIZZLE
You: BUT THEY'RE GONNA RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
You: CUZ I LOST MY HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN
Stranger: HOODOOVOODOO TALISMAN APPEARIZZLE IN DINOSAUR'S #HANDSIES
You: THANKS MATE
You: NOW THEY CAN'T RAPE ME
You: AND THEY'RE NOT SCARY
You: THEY LOOK LIKE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORNS
Stranger: I'M A #WIZARD
Stranger: SO IT'S COOL
You: IF YOU NEED A DINOSAUR I'LL BE YOUR LIZARD
You: I MEAN COME ON
You: BITCHEZ LOVE DINOSAURS
You: YOU KNOW JASON?
You: HE GOT 5 BLOWJOBS
You: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING DINOSAUR
Stranger: YEAH, THAT BITCH OWNS ME MONEY
You: K I'M GONNA GET IT
Stranger: HOP UP, DINOLIZARD, GET IN MY VAN OF WONDERS AND LUCKY FUCKIN' CLOVERS
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: WAIT
You: THERES NO CANDY
You: AND THERES NO VAN
You: OH I'M STANDING ON IT
You: SHIT I'M SORRY
Stranger: NO PROBLEMS
Stranger: VAN FIXIZZLE
You: WOAH
Stranger: /poof
Stranger: THERE
Stranger: FUCKIN' AMAZING
You: YEAH
You: I THINK I'M ON ACID
You: CUZ THIS SHIT IS UNBELIEVEABLE
Stranger: WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ACID
Stranger: OR LSD
Stranger: OCH SHROOMS
Stranger: OR*
You: THIS PLACE SOUNDS REALLY NICE
Stranger: CUS DAT SHIT'S #CRAYCRAY
You: WOAH
Stranger: OW FUCK IT'S TRISHKE
Stranger: SHE'S GONNA KILL MY DICK
Stranger: "AY, YOU WHITE-ASS NIGGA!"
You: I POOPED A LITTLE
Stranger: "FUCK OFF TRISHKE"
Stranger: "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOUR DICK"
You: SORRY FOR DESTROYING THE GHETTODRAMA
Stranger: "YOU'RE GONNA KILL MY DICK? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK? I'MM GONNA KILL /YOUR/ DICK, HOW 'BOUT DAT, BIATCH?"
Stranger: NO WORRIES, DINOLIZARD
Stranger: NO WORRIES
You: OKAY
You: I'M GONNA EAT HER
You: SHOULD I'
Stranger: YEAH
You: K
Stranger: YEAH
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: SHE'S ANNOYING AS FUUUUUUUUUCK
You: IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
Stranger: SHE'S MADE OF 100% FECAL MATTER
You: EWWW
Stranger: SORRY FOR NOT WARNING YOU
You: NEXT TIME SAY THAT BEFORE I EAT SOMEONE
You: CUZ THEN I'M JUST GONNA KICK THEM
You: IN THE ATMOSPHERE
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BRAVE DINOLIZARD
You: MY NAME IS
You: WHERE ARE THE DRUMS?
Stranger: CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY
Stranger: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: YEAH MATE
You: WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS
Stranger: CUZ I'M JOHNNY NOCASH, THE FUCKIN' #WIZARD OF BOOZE
Stranger: AND POVERTY
You: OH SHIT
You: U KNOW WHY I'M SLIM SHADY?
You: CUZ NORMAL PEOPLE SAY
You: " I FUCKED THIS BITCH"
You: I SAY "i FUCKED THIS BITCH AND THEN I FUCKED HER MOTHER"
Stranger: AND I SAY
Stranger: BITCH, BE COOL
Stranger: FUCKIN' YOLANDA, CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: YOU'RE A REALLY WISE #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: THANKS, SLIM
Stranger: ALL THIS SHIT'S MAKIN' ME MOIST
You: NO PROB JOHNNY
You: YEAH
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: /REALLY/ MOIST
Stranger: LIKE I WAS AT MOISTURE UNIVERSITY
You: FUCK
You: THESE WORDS
You: MUST BE WRITTEN DOWN
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND A CULT MUST BE FORMED
You: YEAH
You: THE CULT OF
Stranger: FUCKIN' CULT OF JOHHNY AND THE SLIM LIZARD
Stranger: OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH THAT SOUNS DOPE
Stranger: #DOPE
You: SOUNDS*
You: FUCK MY CHAIR IS MAKING SOUNDS
Stranger: FUCK IT UP
You: I MEAN FOR REAL
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IT
Stranger: DOWN
You: MUST BE GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA ROAR THE SHIT OU T OF IT
Stranger: #RAWR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY
You: YEAH FLEE YOU DUMB FUCKS
You: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS LAST NIGHT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WITH A CACTI
Stranger: NO LUUUUUUBE
You: I WAS GOING IN DRY
Stranger: WITH MY CACTI DICK
You: THEY HAD TO BITE THE PILLOW
You: YEAH THAT WAS THEIR FIRST BLOOD
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: #EVIL
You: YEAH
You: I'M THE ANTICHRIST SLIM DINOLIZARD
Stranger: WE COULD WRITE STORIES AND SHIT
You: YEAH
You: THE TALES OF THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME BITCHEZKILLERZ
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: FO' SERIOUS
You: FO SHIZZLE
Stranger: WE COULD MAKE LIKE
Stranger: A FUCKIN' TUMBLR OR SOME SHIT
You: YEAH
Stranger: AND PRODUCE EPIC STORIES THAT MAKE THE CUM-GUZZLERS OF TUMBLR FUCKIN DIE FROM THEIR ORGASMS
Stranger: YEAH
You: WE WOULD BE FAMOUS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: AND BITCHES, HOS, HOES, CASH, AND FUCKIN' TOWELS WOULD FLOW OUR WAY
You: YEAH
You: AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE SPORTCARS
You: AND BITCHES
Stranger: AND CARSPORTS
Stranger: AND CHEBITS
You: CARSPORTS WITH BITCHES
Stranger: YEAH
You: AND MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIES
You: WITH BITCHE
You: S
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: BITCHES STUFFED WITH TWINKES
You: BITCHES WITH TWINKIES SMEARED ALL OVER THEIR TITS
Stranger: #DEMTITS
Stranger: #DEMTWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: FUCKIN' GLORIOUS
Stranger: BUT HAY
You: WHAT
Stranger: HAVE MY FUCKIN' EMAIL OR SHIT
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
You: DO YOA HAVE SKYPE?
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: YOU*
Stranger: I HAVE DAT SHIT
You: MY NAME THERE IS
You: reflox1
You: BITCH
Stranger: MINE IS
Stranger: edwurd3
Stranger: BIATCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAH
You: GONNA WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN
Stranger: SAME HERE
You: CUZ IM ON MY NETBOOK AND THIOS ONE DOESN'T HAVE SKYPE
You: AND IT'S 3 AM SO I'M NOT GONNA START THE PC UP
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: WE'RE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE
Stranger: DAYU,
Stranger: M
You: DAYUM GURL
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: DAM U STR8 BBYGURL
Stranger: SWEDEN, NEGRO
You: OH SHIT
You: A NORDIC MASTERRAE
You: I'M A SWISS JUDENGOLD FAGGOT
Stranger: SWITZERLAND IS FUCKIN' ACE
Stranger: FUCKIN' SCHNITZEL AND SHIT
You: SCHNITZEL IS AUSTRIAN
You: BUT WE HAVE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: BUT STILL
You: BITCHEZ WITH CHOCOLATE OVER ALL THEIR DEM TITTIES
Stranger: SWTIZERLAND IS ACE
Stranger: DEM TITTIES
You: YEAH
Stranger: DEM CHOCOLATE TWINKIETITTIES
You: YEAAAAAH
You: AND WE COULD HAVE SWEDISH NEGRO BITCHEZ
You: WITH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: WHITE CHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: DAYUM
You: SHIAT NIGGAH
Stranger: NOT SURE IF LE GF WOULD APPRECIATE, THO
Stranger: OH WELL
You: WHO CARES
You: I'VE GOT A SLAVIC GF, SHE WOULD JOIN
You: MAN
Stranger: OH DAYUM
Stranger: PRETTY SURE LE GF IS UP FOR IT
You: YEAAAAH
Stranger: AFTER ALL, SHE'S BI AND LIKES CHOCOLATE
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: THAT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZIBG
You: AMAZING*
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
You: BRB
You: GONNA FUCK UP SOME GAY ASS SHIT UNICORN GHOSTS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
You: I'M BACK
You: THERE WEREN'T ANY GHOSTS
You: I THINK I ROARED THEM AWAY
Stranger: TOLDYA
You: YEA
You: H
Stranger: I KNEW YOU HAD THE POWER
You: I KNEW DAD
You: I MEAN
You: #WIZARD-DESU
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: SON?
You: DAD!
Stranger: I FUCKIN' FOUND YOU
Stranger: I FUCKIN' MISSED YOU
You: DO YOU HAVE A PINK VAN?
Stranger: FUCKIN' ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR AIM
Stranger: YEAH, IT'S PINK
You: WELL THEN YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
You: SORRY
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR SON
You: YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOU
You: LIKE I DID
You: WHEN YOU TOLD ME
You: TO ROAR THE GHOSTS AWAY
Stranger: YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' SEE YOU
You: YEAH MAN
You: MY BROTHERIS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: DAYUM
Stranger: HIS SHIT AIN'T DEEPER THAN THE FUCKIN' KIDDIEPOOL, THO
You: YEAH
You: I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE TALENT
You: BUT MY FAMILY LOVED HIM MORE
You: SO HE GOT THE JOB AS THE PHILOSAUR RAPTOR
Stranger: AW MAN
You: WELL LOOK AT ME NOW
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN DO PHILOSOPHY WITH ME
You: I'M A BITCH FUCKING AND RAPPING DINOLIZARD NOW
Stranger: YEAH
You: BETTER THAN BE A STUPID GUY WHICH SITS IN LIBRARIES ALL DAY
You: I RAP MY PHILOSOPHY
You: WHEN I'M DRUNK
Stranger: AND/OR HIGH
You: YEAH
You: OR ON ACID
You: THEN I SPIT THE TIGHTEST LINES
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH
Stranger: AYO LISTEN
You: XEAH?
Stranger: IMMA GO SHOWER AND THEN TO BED
You: OKAY
Stranger: #WIZARDS NEED SLEEP TOO
You: YAH
You: YEAH*
You: I CAN'T SLEEP
You: DUNNO WHY
Stranger: I SENT A MAGICAL REQUEST OF WONDERS, SO YEAH
You: OKAY
You: MY PROFILE PIC IS THIS BLONDE GIRL WITH THE GUN
Stranger: WE WILL CROSS PATHS AGAIN, SLIMLIZARD
Stranger: THEN I SENT TO THE RIGHT ONE
You: YEAH
You: THAT'S AWESOME
You: SO
You: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT #WIZARD
You: AND DREAM WELL
You: OF BITCHES WITH TWINKIECHOCOLATE SMEARED OVER THEIR TITTIES
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I WILL
You: GOOD
Stranger: KEEP THAT SHIT TIGHT, SON
Stranger: #POOF
DAYUM GURL, THIS WAS AWESOME
Fakebook
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Grad gelesen, dass es den Beruf (Berufung?) der 'Sexualassistentin' gibt.
"Sex ist ja keine Krankheit" ...
Ich würde mich wohl weniger Out-of-Date fühlen, ginge ich rechtzeitig ins Bett und würde alle nächtlichen Nachrichten-Feeds am nächsten Morgen ungelesen löschen.
"Sex ist ja keine Krankheit" ...
Ich würde mich wohl weniger Out-of-Date fühlen, ginge ich rechtzeitig ins Bett und würde alle nächtlichen Nachrichten-Feeds am nächsten Morgen ungelesen löschen.
ichbinnichtschuld
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Will noch jemand nen Dota2 invite haben?^^
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seanbuddha
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Manchmal frage ich mich ob Reflox sich mit so einem scheiß Einwanderer Deutschen abgeben würde, sein Vater ist ja auchnoch Papierschweizer! Und er nimmt den Schweizern die Arbeitsplätze weg!
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Noch jemand hier der keine neue Geldkarte bisher erhalten hat ???
Meine ist 2012 abgelaufen und jetzt dachte ich die kommt nu mal in der Post aber Pustekuchen -.-'
Werd am Montag keine Monatskarte fürn Bus holen können wegen dem Scheiß...und ich wette MOntag ist die dann in der Post wenn ich schon längst wieder in Potsdam bin
Meine ist 2012 abgelaufen und jetzt dachte ich die kommt nu mal in der Post aber Pustekuchen -.-'
Werd am Montag keine Monatskarte fürn Bus holen können wegen dem Scheiß...und ich wette MOntag ist die dann in der Post wenn ich schon längst wieder in Potsdam bin
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Geh mal besser nicht davon aus, sondern ruf da möglichst früh an, du hättest deine Karte noch nicht. Die kommen normalerweise Mitte-Ende Januar.
Fritzche
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Ja Super.....werd da wohl mal anrufen ^^ Aber bringt mir auch nix weil ich sie dann erst am WE hätt :/
Zu mir ins Internat schick ich keine Post mehr weil die Deppen dann immer behaupten das nichts gekommen sei nur damit die nicht zum Briefkasten gehen müssen ( Mehrmals erlebt)
Reflox
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Mein Vater ist gebürtiger Schweizer. Meine Muddah hat deutsches Blut. So I'm a little bit german too. Vorallem würde ich sofort nach Deutschland ziehen, wenn ich die Möglichkeit hätte. Ich kann die meisten Schweizer nicht ausstehen.
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seanbuddha
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Reflox möchte einfach nciht seinen Suicide Girls Ordner teilen. Der Grund: Brutale Killerspiele
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Vorallem habe ich jetzt 51-53 sets. Und du wolltest nicht mal eines rausrücken
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die sind ja mit google kenntnissen zu finden jederzeit ^^
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seanbuddha
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Spackige Forenmitglieder.
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